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$DBTS zombie mascot holding up a hand next to the words Don't Buy This Shit

On Robinhood Chain

DON'T BUY
THIS SHIT

The only token honest enough to warn you first. No utility. No roadmap that matters. Just a radioactive zombie and a chart that does whatever it wants.

VIEW CHART

THE WARNINGS

We put them up front. You'll scroll past them anyway.

NOT YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR

Nothing on this site is advice. It's barely even information.

HIGH RISK / ZERO SENSE

There is no product. There is no plan. There is a zombie.

99% WILL REKT

The other 1% will screenshot it and never shut up about it.

THE SYSTEM FAILED. AGAIN.

Fiat is dead, the skyline is on fire, and the only thing still standing is a zombie in a backwards cap telling you to leave. $DBTS is a joke about a market that stopped being one.

$DBTS mascot standing in a burning city with a Fiat is Dead sign

TOKENOMICS

1,000,000,000

Total supply

0 / 0

Buy / sell tax

100%

Liquidity burned

0%

Utility, forever

THE ROADMAP

Drawn on a napkin. The napkin was also burned.

PHASE 1

Tell everyone not to buy

They buy. Every single time.

PHASE 2

Chart goes sideways

We post the zombie at the casino. Coping intensifies.

PHASE 3

Somebody makes a hoodie

The hoodie outperforms the token.

PHASE 4

WAGMI to the moon

Or the beach. Legally we can't confirm either.

HoodXchange launch pad branding

Launched On

HOODXCHANGE

$DBTS first saw the light of day on the Robinhood launch pad. If you're still curious, that's where it all started.

VISIT LAUNCH PAD

WANTED in 47 Countries

THE DEV

He could have built a real product. He chose this instead. Interpol wants him for crimes against seriousness. We just want him to fix the typo in Phase 3.

The $DBTS developer standing confidently among flamingos
Last seen rugged by his own idea

Do not approach. He will try to explain why the contract is "actually pretty clever."

STILL HERE?

We warned you three times, in all caps, with a zombie. That's on you now.